A penis, especially an erect one. Heard in the Naked Gun series of movies. So named because of the tendency of the glans to turn purplish-pink when engorged with blood.
She moaned as he thrust his purple-headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding.
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A slang word for a large circumsized penis
Paul has a purple helmet warrior
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Dude. Why isn't this one in yet?
Its another name for ya cock.
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Jimmy likes to slap his purple helmet warrior
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The best dodgeball team to exist, ever. 2006 Richland high school champs. Had to put athletic tape over some parts of shirts. Shirt design was a young boy with a pot on his head and holding a billy club. The billy club was thought to represent a fallace by the administration and faculty. Team members incuded Capt. Winkie, The Kickstand, Pocket Rocket, Hamburger, Skeeter, Barely There, iMonster, and Courtney.
"Hey did you see the Purple Helmet Warriors destroy the sophomores in dodgeball?"
"Yes."
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When a Penis's head is bigger than the rest of the penis, Looking like a " helmet ."
My penis's head is bigger than my shaft, I think I might have a Purple-Helmet Warrior.
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The anonymous person from above's one inch dick. Yes, I said, but one inch.
Seriously, a purple headed warrior is an erect penis (purple from all the blood).
Colin Ferral had quitet he fighting purple headed warrior...man it was a long night.
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