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A penis that is tied a kinky manner and looses Circulation
I was Chillen with my girlfriend last night and fell asleep for an hour, I woke up and...boom... A purple carrot. You can bet on it that we had a good time last night.
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To tie ones penis or clitoris up with a string until it turns purplish and taking a cheese grater to it till it creates a "sauce".
Different sides of the cheese grater for different consistency, season for added flavor and serve on your favorite dish or face.
Purple carrot marinara sauce: fresh made
Johnny wanted to make his home made dish for Sarah but didn't have spice for his purple carrot marinara.