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pushing pencil

the act of male masturbation by moving the hands up and down in order to eject the "lead". hence, pushing pencil.

cm: well that's why i like guys, we get bored we go on the net and watch a video, then start pushing pencil.

og: wait!? what!

cm: you know so the good lead "cums" out..

og: urrghh!!! men!! seriousllly!!?? wtf!!

cm: yeahhhh!!!!

by emontecratos January 4, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


pencil-pushing prophet

your typical white-collar employee. he often does meaningless and repetitive work such as copying-and-pasting or entering details from 9 to 5 on week-days. he is not only mildly bored by his job, but genuinely resents it. he also usually has a handful of people above him on the coperate ladder whose asses he is regularly forced to kiss.

I was sick of being a pencil-pushing prophet so I told my boss to stuff it.

by Ishta October 7, 2006

37๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pencil Pushing Butt-Hole Lover

The new guy at work that kisses up to the boss so he can show you up or take your job.

Phil: New guy is a pencil pushing butt-hole lover.
Boss: I like him you better watch out or he might be promoted to executive assistant.
Phil:But thats my job.
Boss: I know.

by PooponPoop October 15, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Polish pencil push

As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.

Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what heโ€™s saying? In broken English she responds, โ€œHe says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.โ€ Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.

by Scotty Nice January 15, 2021


Push Pencil

Verb. The act of pooping immediately after a meal. Very much like the pencils with lead cartridges where you stick a cartridge in one end, and one comes out the other end.

Noun. One who frequently poops immediately after a meal.

โ€œMmm! This pot roast was delicious, but I gotta go push pencil!โ€

โ€œItโ€™s time to cut the cake! Whereโ€™s Frank?โ€
โ€œOh heโ€™ll be out in a bit. Heโ€™s a bit of a push pencil.โ€

by Jeremayne October 3, 2023