Push The Tea

A fabulous conversation starter and sure to get anyone from the opposing sex to be intrigued immediately

Have you pushed the tea today?

I think its time we pushed that tea

Do you want to push the tea?

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pushing tea

Dealing marijuana. "Pushing" means drug dealing, and "tea" means marijuana.

"My daddy beats my mommy, my mommy clobbers me, my grandpa is a commie, my grandma pushes tea, my sister wears a mustache, my brother wears a dress... goodness gracious that's why I'm a mess!"
-West side story song Gee Officer Krupke

the grandma is pushing tea, so she deals marijuana. badass grandma.

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