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"Pussy Chips" are the result of a woman sitting on a man's face and getting off. But here is the kick, after getting off the man must not wip his face. He has to go outside and sit in the sun until the fluid dries, begins to peel of his face, and forms a chip. These chips are to be injested to finalize the act.
Babe, I'm starved! Can we make some pussy chips?
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The orange triangular cracker that is located in chex mix.
My favorite things to eat are the pussy chips out of the chex mix.
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Cheer Up, it'll be alright mate.
John: Whats wrong?
Jack: My girlfriend dumped me cos I look a bit like a parrot.
John: Pussy Up Chips, plenty more fish in the sea.
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- I want some pussy flavor chips
- Sure, go to chazzchips.com/lt/putes-skonio-traskuciai
- thanks Dad
Dried leavings on your face after a night of eating pussy.
Heidi came on my face so much last night that I let it dry and peeled it off and ate it like pussy tater chips.
When you get a girl really really wet, and then rub your face all in it for a long time, coating your face with juice. Then get a hairdryer and blowdry your face. Then peel the coating off in tiny sections and put them in a ziplock back and poor salt in the bag. Makes for good snacks, during the superbowl, daytona 500, or any other sporting event.
Hey Bro, do you have a bag of clarissa's pussy potato chips? I could really use some pussy chips about now...
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