1. When a person's vagina is so bulbous it appears the buldge is actually a penis.
2. A special delivery on Christmas morning.
1. Krystine, "Hey. Look at Alicia's Pussy Package. When did she grow a dick?".
Rachel, "Its all those brownies she's been eating."
2. Julie, "Look under the sheets. Merry Christmas!"
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