Pussy Pooh

(1) Waste matter discharged from the intestines through the anus of a small domesticated carnivore of the family Felidae.

(2) Waste matter discharged from the passage leading from the uterus to the vulva of a female human being.

Ricky: I was on my way over here, and I saw a cat taking a shit.

Mickey: Did you actually see the pooh come out of the pussy?

Ricky: Yeah, I saw the Pussy Pooh. Also, next to the cat, some chick was taking a shit out of her vagina.

Mickey: What?

Ricky: I saw the Pussy Pooh times two.

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pooh-pussy

When a nasty women wants you to stick your dong in her butt. Mostly after a night of drinking heavily

Guy 1: Dude she wanted me to "tongue jack her fart box" last night.

Guy 2: Nasty bro mine just wanted me to Dick knock on her pooh-pussy.

And I did.

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