Pussy Plant

Pussy Plant, (pus-ee plan-te) a pussy plant is similar to a dick tree, it is a female vagina with some sort of plant instantly growing out of it, many times, pussy plants are mistaken for two things, very hairy pubic hairs, or a female with a penis. Be warned, pussy plants must be watered and trimmed daily.

Woah, Celena has a large penis!" "No that's just her pussy plant

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Plant Pussy

The plant pussy will avoid any conflict, argument or mild disagreement, if he thinks it might lessen his changes at enjoying your plants.

Larry told me some bullshit last night I wanted to argue about but I love Larry's sativas more. You can call me a "plant pussy", that's the truth, Ruth.

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Plant Pussy

Slang term for a bouquet of flowers.

Afron hoped his gift of plant pussy would get him to second base...

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