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A religion that is a type of nature worship. Pussy worshipers see the pussy or vulva as the source of all life and all meaning full pleasure. They have regular orgies and practice the art of vulva massage. they also compose poetry etc. about the pussy and see it as the symbol of the mother goddess. It often overlaps with other pagan religions.
He's into pussy worship.
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1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving pussy. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the pussy to orgasm, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.
2. Being so obsessed that snatch is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of honeypot.
3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a vagina (clit, labia, & vulva), gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience.
4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the yoni (female genitals) as a nurturing deity containing the cradle in which all life forms.
1. Even though I'm firmly in the friendzone, my roommate Becky likes to send me a clamagram every now and then just to tease me since she knows I'm into pussy worshipping.
2. I can't stop daydreaming about pussy. Every time I close my eyes I see pussy. I think my pussy worshipping has gotten out of hand.
3. In all my fantasies, I'm giving pussy worshiping service to Becky while she's giving cock worshiping service to another guy.
4. A pussy worshipping religion seems better than Becky's cock worshipping faith.
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This is attaching an almost sacred reverence for the vagina, at the expense of real sex for the guy. So he's always horny.
In a sense, all guys worship pussy. But real pussy worship means a wussy getting on his knees and praying to the bearded clam, being mostly horny and begging for sex, etc.
John is really into pussy worship. That's why his knees are always dirty, he has tuna breath, and his dick is always hard and dripping ....
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A Pussy Worshiper is a term that describes a staggering percentage of males throughout the known world. A Pussy Worshiper is a creature with two testicles, a penis, and a brain that can only follow the orders of a female creature equipped with a pussy, regardless of whether or not the directions given were scientific, ethical, and/or logical. A Pussy Worshiper may NOT under any circumstances follow a male creature like themselves. They will drag their feet and scream and cry and die and protest like hell before they become receptive to the words of males; this no-longer unique class of subhumans only find comfort and sanctuary by following a female friend, a female neighbor, or even a female stranger. They will do anything to satisfy the pussy and with enough convincing, many of these worshipers do not mind it if their leader/significant other uses their pussy to satisfy the neighbor and his 47 buddies. Due to their wishy-washy character, lack of courage, and their dishonesty (with themselves, primarily), the Pussy Worshipers are thought to be responsible for most of the world's setbacks. They are an invisible instinctive tail of the female pussy they worship.
Jack: Would ya look at that, Nelson is having his 50th wedding anniversary with Sandie... sniffle...I'm sorry, Paul, it just brings a tear to my eye.
Paul (silently): On the slave-AHEM-Nelson's 49th wedding anniversary, he personally told me that he hated Sandie with a burning passion, that he couldn't stand her, and how one day, he'd... show her. Yeah, he'd stand up and show her who the goddamn man of the house is. Well, that never happened. I guess that ball and chain of his (wedding ring) keeps him flat on his ass. What a sad, sad predicament Nelson the Pussy Worshiper has lowered himself into. Clearly Jack doesn't know jackshit. #freeNelson
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A pussy worshiper is a term that describes a large percentage of males throughout the known world. A pussy worshiper is a creature with two testicles, a penis, and a brain that can only follow the orders of a female creature equipped with a pussy, regardless of whether or not the directions were scientific and/or logical. They may NOT under any circumstances follow a male creature like themselves. They only find comfort and sanctuary by following a female friend, a female neighbor, or even a female stranger. They are thought to be responsible for most of the world's setbacks. They are an invisible instinctive tail of the female they worship.
Jack: Hey, Paul! Did you hear about Danny? He's getting married today!
Paul: Really? Well, that's too bad. He's gonna join the famous club...
Jack: What club?
Paul: Don't you know? The pussy worshipers. They're so famous that they have their own circle of Hell! Pussy worshipers are said to be responsible for most unnatural disasters that occur!
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