Queen elizabeths glizzy

In its former glory the queens magnificent glizzy was a blazing meat wrench that had everyone swooning over it. Unfortunately, since the queen is immortal and has reverted back to a sack of wrinkles the glizzy has many warts and skin tags. It no longer tastes like glizzy, only disappointment. Those who have the chance to witness and marvel at the queens glizzy are extremely lucky. If you come into contact with the glizzy play dead and contact the authorities. It has a tendency to escape. <3

"Is that QUEEN ELIZABETHS GLIZZY!!!!!???" "get down, *ring ring ring* Hello 911?"
"is that QUEEN ELIZABETHS GLIZZY!!! take a photo we'll be rich and famous, just like meghan markle???"

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