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The nourishing breakfast everybody needs in their life. Consume Quaker Oats and you will become nearly as omnipotent as the Quaker Oats man himself. Every oat, whether it be instant or cooked, is packed with the energy and stat points you need to succeed in life. Legend has it that the Quaker Oats man placed 3 godly stat points in each savory oat. Eat it with applesauce, with fish, or with pineapples- Quaker Oats is what you need for your steps toward omnipotence. The Quaker Oats Man is one of many gods, others including Gatis Kandis and Tongo. Shoutouts to them.
I'm look forward to tomorrow's heart-healthy breakfast of Quaker Oats!
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Adjective. a word used to describe someone who fits the stereotypical conservative look, like a typical quaker.
Dude 1: Dude, did you see that Amish Lady with the hair net?
Dude 2: Sheeah dude, 'course. She was super Quaker Oats, 100% For SURE!
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What you are eating a girls ass and she sharts in your mouth
I was eating Stephanie's ass last night after taco bell and she quaker oated my mouth
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Telling everybody you know to invest in Quaker Oats and taking over every product and making it Quaker Oats related
Would you like to invest in Quaker oats stocks.
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Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.
Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day
Dave- oh nice
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