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quarter pound

An action in which two inebriated individuals knuckle pound one another's fist, with little or no effort. To do so, one must relax the hand to a point where little energy is consumed. Followed thereby with but a light tap of the individuals' knuckles. Thus, a knuckle pound with but a quarter of the energy used regularly.
*Works best whilst in a smoke-filled automobile

Post-script: The use of the word 'dyep' after the quarter pound is used in the most extraordinary of cases.

Chris: Damn that was some good pudo
Jordan: Yeah, that shit was good too..
<laughter>
Chris: Quarter pound that shit menh
<the quarter pound>
Chris: Dyep.
Jordan: Dyep.

by ETSN March 22, 2007

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Quarter-pounded

When a fat McDonalds customer performs strong sexual intercourse (pounding) on an individual while eating a quarter pounder, the individual is getting "quarterpounded"

Ew, I just saw that chick get quarter-pounded

by KawaiiShoujo July 26, 2015

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quarter-pound

the act of punching someone until coins, preferably quarters fall out.

Every time I see someone doing laundry, I quarter-pound them for some quarters.

by lyddx January 27, 2011

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Quarter Pound Baked

Being so high that a Mcdonalds Quarter Pound Burger tastes Amazing.

Michael: O.M.G this quarter Pound Burger tastes like the best food I have ever had

Frank: damn dude, your fucking baked, anything must taste like heaven.

Michael: Let's just say I'm Quarter Pound Baked

by Jayy-Tizzle June 15, 2011

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kraft quarter pound

the minimum neccessary amount of dried bud you must have to associate with me.
if you got nothing to lose and ill lose my humanity from your recklessness your unwelcome.
i think anyone would agree a kraft peanut butter jar full of busted weed or at least shake and i know you got something to lose. magically a peanut butter jar fits $1.5 quadrillion in busted marijuana, molecularly priced. you can generally get a kraft qp for $250 if you buy bottom of the bag.

if this dude dont have a kraft quarter pound im not showing.

i once met a prison mule who could fit a kraft quarter pound in his rectum.

ive smoked a kraft quarter pound this week.

by Cody5050 November 22, 2020


Quarter-pound ass

A butt that is small compared to the average version, as most butts weight 0.5lbs

Jenny's quarter-pound ass looked non-existent in those jeans

by l-dog** April 30, 2019


Quarter Pounded

Someone who finishes quickly

What did you do last night?”

“My tinder date quarter pounded

“Oh no”

by straightvibin December 9, 2020