A Queef Burrito is when a woman queefs with so much pressure, she blow her tampon out of her vigina.
A tampon that is ejected by a high pressure queef.
The young womans gas problem caused her to expel a Queef Burrito half way across the room.
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Noun: A ripe and aged vaginal fart, wrapped tightly in a La Favorita brand tortilla and grilled. Usually served with Maxi-Nachos. Often used as an insult when "cunt" is insificiant.
Queef Burrito Example 1:
Me: Man, Jimmy is a real douche nozzle.
Jack: Yeah, let's serve him a Queef Burrito.
Queef Burrito Example 2:
Me: Hey yo, do you smell something?
Jack: Yeah, Jimmy just walked into the room.
Me: What a fucking Queef Burrito.
Jack: Damn bud, that's harsh.
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Used to greet friends or as an insult
βWhatβs up queef burritoβ
βWhat did you just call meβ