Queen's vaults (aka. The Firkin)

A craphole pub in Cardiff city centre that caters for under 18 goth children who cannot get served for alcohol anywhere else.

Is closely guarded by Jim who will not hesitate to whack you with his broom is you get any way out of line.

Also is notorious for serving great curly fries with a side order of Mayonnaise (aka. Rimmer's spunk)

Are you going to the firkin?
Yes mate, cos its the only place I can get drunk!

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