Queen Bitch of the Universe

The bitch to end all bitches. Basically, a bitch that makes other bitches look wimpy. Starving sharks look cuddly and ravening lions look adorable by comparison. Queen of them all and kinda like the One ring.

One Bitch to rule them all, One Bitch to find them, One Bitch to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.

In short the last person you'd ever want to piss off because it might take 10 years but you know they're gonna nail you and it's gonna hurt.

Bow before me, RecentCoin, for I am Queen Bitch of the Universe

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Queen Bitch of the Universe

I was born bad and got worse. The Old Queen passed away and I've been holding the successor's seat for a while now. Since no one has been able to make me move over, I think I'll keep the crown.

I am the last person you want to screw with because I will eat you alive and pick my teeth with your bones.

I am often imitated but never duplicated.

I am the ultimate bitch of all bitches.

I out rank all other bitches and have been known to bitch slap them until they come to their senses.

I can go from 0 to 100% pure Bitch quicker than you can blink.

I can make a sidewinder in the Mojave look cuddly and cute by comparison.

I'm so tenacious that I make a rabid pit bull look like a quitter.

Hell hath no fury to match mine....

I didn't realize that RecentCoin was Queen Bitch of the Universe. She really does have the name tag. Maybe I shouldn't have pissed her off.

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