Quibi

Annoying advertising campaign for a media company that will be around just long enough to try to ruin the English language while bothering everyone before it disappears the same way vines faded into obscurity, thus prompting its use to denote an annoying behaviour, action or person.

Person 1: Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?

Person 2: That quibi ish was old before you said it! GTFOH with that mess!

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Quibi

When someone sticks their tongue down a man's urethra while inserting a finger into his anus at the same time.

Person 1: "When she gave me a Quibi the other night, I came so hard!"
Person 2: "Aw really? I should make my hoe give me a Quibi!"

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Quibi

The sexual act of urinating and/or excreting other seminal fluids in your partners orifice (vagina, anus, mouth, etc.) during sexual intercourse, this can be done with or without the partners knowledge.

"Bro last night I Quibi'd in this girl and I don't think she even noticed!!"

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Quibi

4-10 minutes

That Thai chicken curry got me. I need a few Quibis.

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Quibi

Short episodes you can watch on your phone. Also used as a measurement of time, 4-10 minutes.

Order me the bottomlessssssss!!!!! I’ll be there in a quibi!

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quibi

A company with a bunch of ads that are everywhere and in everything. It knows all, it sees all, it is all. You cannot escape from it. It can also mean a few minutes.

Quibi is like a 12 year old. It follows you everywhere on youtube. Sometimes you want to download quibi and then fucking delete it from your phone over and over again because that is pure enjoyment. Quibi should burn in hell and then get run over by a bull.

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quibi

short-form mobile video platform headquartered in Los Angeles, California, founded in 2018 by Jeffrey Katzenberg.

Person1: Hey john what’s going on, am outside waiting on you,
John: sorry will be out in a quibi

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