Quindarious Dinglenut

A male consisting of goofy proportions; they usually make loud, obnoxious and unnecessary sounds, though sometimes they're funny. They pull a massive mount of bitches, unlike you. They know many odd facts and are pretty school smart, though they aren't very good at socializing with others. You could also describe a person with tourettes as a, "Quindarious Dinglenut"; seeing as they often make goofy sounds. When describing a female as a Quindarious Dinglenut, you would call them a, Quingadingaling Dingolorgs; though I bet that the only women you will ever find is on Fortnite, and even then, they are a 500 pound black man in a white van with too much candy to count. You can find a Quindarious Dinglenut in a middle school, though they are more commonly found in High schools and colleges. When two Quindarious Dinglenut's encounter one another, they usually have a battle of the Quind's. Where they lay on their stomache's, pull out their pocket knife's, and try to shank the other; the winner is the Quindarious Dinglenut that isn't bleeding on the floor. They usually make very rude and derogatory jokes, though they don't ever mean it, genuinely. Many people hate them, and even though they have a lovable exterior, they are usually dying on the inside.

There is no context; stop readeing this and go get some bitches, this is why your dad left. You Quindarious Dinglenut.