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When a man pops a boner and quickly starts thrusting his penis inside a woman’s pussy. But when he cream pies that clit, he still thrusts his wiener into her cervix even when his penis is now soft and a chode. The woman clenches her clit lips together, cutting off circulation to the crank, leaving it saggy and purple.
Get in my fucking bed Sally so I can Quintuple that cunt.
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Quite possibly the worst insult in the internet you shall ever encounter.
It’s the insult to end all insults, it’s the one insult to rule them all.
Steve: Nigger!
Nick: Double nigger!!
Bruce: Tripple nigger!!!
Tony : Quadruple nigger!!!!
Thanos: Quintuple nigger!!!!!
*Half of the entire universe is wiped out*
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5 to 1 ratio.
A quintuple standard, 5 to 1 ratio, i.e. The MPAA movie rating board allows 5 male genitalia to every 1 female genitalia.
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The mother of all dares. It is 5x the normal commitment and pressure of an average dare. Should you decide to go back on a quintuple dare, you won't be able to, because it denies the laws of time and space.
Situation 1:
Bill: Hey Joe, I quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car!
Joe: No way man, not happening.
Bill: You can't avoid a quintuple dare, the Earth will implode.
Joe: Well, I guess one brick to the face wouldn't hurt anyone. Besides the guy, that is.
Situation 2:
Bill: Hey Joe, I quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car!
Joe: No way man, not happening.
Bill: You can't avoid a quintuple dare, Joe, the Earth will implode.
Joe: I'll take my chances on tha--
-Earth Implodes-
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Quintuple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and ten great-great-grandparents in common.
My quintuple-third-cousin is a good person.
Rule that women with high standards use to judge men. They require:
1.) Six figure salary+
2.) Six pack abs+
3.) Six inch penis+
4.) Six feet tall+
5.) Six years of college+(advanced degree)
We can’t date I go by the quintuple six rule.
the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.
is simply destruction
Some slut: I will now preform the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.
Everything: Dead
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