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Making sure everyone gets to dance in the spot light, even though everyone can't dance. Not uniformly applied- may be necessary to justify by invoking the absurd logic of- entitlement, or long ago and far away, in another strange world with completely different standards, someone did me wrong, and now you owe me

The quotas for the position of managing director dictate that a really dumb guy needs to be hired.

by Idon'tdance September 25, 2003

18๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


quota

A pre-determined number of make-outs that must be achieved in a certain amount of time.

"Ladies, quota for 2009 is 9. For every extra guy, you get a drink when we go to Vegas in December."

by Babs2009 February 18, 2009

43๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


QUOTA

one quarter; 25 percent of a dolla or dollar

Teacher: "Class, who can spell quota?"

Jamal: "I sho can't spell quota, but two make fitty cent"

Teacher: "Fo shizzle"

by Mo79 November 15, 2004

56๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


quota

An allotment of timely interaction one assigns to a group or a member of a group. A specific amount that serves as means of maximum exposure to an individual or a group sharing similar interests. When one reaches maximum point, one 'calls quota' before pleasant interactions evolve into irksome experiences.

"I have done lunch with you twice this week. I call quota on you before I get bored with you. See you next week."

Note: This is an example of a thought process. It is NOT advisable to speak of quotas aloud. If quotas are informed to public, there may be a risk of not having any individuals or groups to call quota on.

by Mehreen August 13, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


quota

The amount of money that must be made in any given day/night/shift by a ho, or prostitute per her PI, or PIMP's instructions.

"Damn bitch, it's 3am and I'm tired as hell, but I can't go in til I make my quota! You know my daddy does NOT play..."

by Lexi-Ho November 17, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


quota

When one is at a party and must make out with a predetermined number of females.

did you meet your quota ryan?
no, I'm a loser

by Brian J Brown November 30, 2005

14๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


quota

An allotment of timely interaction one assigns to a group or a member of a group. A specific amount that serves as means of maximum exposure to an individual or a group sharing similar interests. When one reaches maximum point, one 'calls quota' before pleasant interactions evolve into irksome experiences.

"I have done lunch with you twice this week. I call quota on you before I get bored with you. See you next week."

Note: This is an example of a thought process. It is NOT advisable to speak of quotas aloud. If quotas are informed to public, there may be a risk of not having any individuals or groups to call quota on.

by Mehreen August 14, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž