Ranch 99

To be used when a situation seems smelly, but you are sure it is indeed OK. Can be used in similar situations that the phrase "Catch 22" is used.

Two guys are at a flea market, and find a sweet bicycle, but its so nice, it looks almost stolen. A kid is selling it, and he offers it to them for 50 bucks, when it would normally cost $100.00+. Guy 1 turns to guy two, "Yo man, what do you think about this deal?" Guy two, answers reassuringly, knowing that this is a legit sale, "Ionno, its seems a bit sketch, but its prolly Ranch 99."

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99 Ranch

A place where you find the worst drivers and the scantiest bathrooms. People take up the whole aisle where you can't get passed. The shopping carts never roll straight and end up veering off to the side. People are very rude and disrespectful as they don't allow the ideal amount of personal space.

Homie 1: Yo homie, you ready to take your driving test at 99 Ranch?
Homie 2: Yeah cuh

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