Randers

6th largest city in the country. Best known for being the home of Randers Regnskov, the only rainforest zoo in Europe.

Because of the large amount of tanorexic teens and 20-somethings, it is essentially the Jersey Shore of Denmark.

I went clubbing in Randers last night.

Were there lots of overly tanned, fake-boobed bimbos and tribal-tattooed, steroid-muscled guys?

Isn't there always?

True, true..

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Randers

A boy who writes poems and shit to get get attention from girls who don’t actually like him. He deals with the crushing hopelessness of his circumstances by popping pills and showing up to school drunk.

What’s up Randers.

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Rander

An erection of which the cause is unknown.

Hey....touch my rander.

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Rander

(n)
1. Somone who instigates sexual intrigue.
(v)
2. Somone who has been affected by a sexual advancer.

1. The Rander made me randy.
2. Get off my nuts! You must have been Randered.

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Rander

Rander is the definition of power

And it’s beyond explanation of how Rander makes this possible

“There is a Rander over there”
“The Rander has spoken”

Rander

The small bit of Marijuana left at the bottom of a bowl.

Dude, pass the bong so I can finish my Rander.

Hey homie, that was a big hit but there is still some Rander that you can have.