real business

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The Real Business

Expression used to describe partying at a higher level, taking no regard for anyone other than fellow Real Businessmen. Indulging in a full on frenzied binge of all of the goodness life can handle. Balls to the wall.

I was out with Dunc last night, we started off in a techno filled strip club with a couple of coked up hookers, then we went round to Johny's and got fired into The Real Business

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Real Estate Business Developer

An unqualified individual who thru what seems like sheer magic manages to get themselves a job at a real estate company. Have they ever sold real estate? no, have they ever done mortgages? no, have they ever done closings? no. Their only skill is simply to be able to spot companies with weak leadership who allow them to collect a salary for doing absolutely nothing of meaning or tangible value for the organizations they represent.

Uber Driver: If you need any help with your Real Estate needs I can point you in the right direction, I just do this for fun, I'm actually a Real Estate Business Developer for a Real Estate company.
Passenger: So you sell real estate?
Uber Driver: Nah, I just watch tik toks and make posts in social media with quotes I find about authenticity, power and confidence.
Passenger: You missed my stop