really fucked

Really screwed or really messed up!

i got drunk after work and I feel really fucked!

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really fucking rubbish

A medical condition, this is where someone is unable to do simple tasks. This is a medical condition however, doctors usually tell sufferers of the disease to put their heads in a bucket of water and breathe in deeply, this always seems to do the trick.

Doctor; What's the matter with you?
Patient; I think I'm really fucking rubbish
Doctor; Oh dear, well take these lead weights and go deep sea diving with five attached to each of your feet.
Patient; Okay, thanks doctor

Jon; What's the matter with Gartside, he can't score
Jack; I think he may be really fucking rubbish, we may have to put him down
Jon; Oh okay then

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Really fucking coolster

When someone has taken being part of the hipster crowd to a new level; best used in sarcasam or jest behind someone's back.

Wow, Jane just got a fullet and is going to the bright eyes concert tonight in williamsburg; she's really fucking coolster.

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really fucking awesome

expressing outright displeasure disguised as joy

oh look.. my new Tesla just got swallowed by a sinkhole "really fucking awesome!"

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really fucking funny

A picture or incident that causes uncontrollable laughter and possible loss of control of one's flatulence, bladder and or spontaneous urination.

That shit was really fucking funny I almost shit my pants!

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really fucking fat bitch

Its when a female is extremely overweight and when she walks down the street it makes your pupils bleed and wonder if there really is a god.

Bro 1 : Holy mother of mary that bitch is cracking the sidewalk with her cankles!
Bro 2 : This bitch is so ho is fat she uses a parachute for a g-string!She is a really fucking fat bitch.Ahhhhhh!*whisper*Mike hold me im' very scared.
Bro the 3rd : I'm gonna take various parts of a chicken and pelt you with them you greasy load of female.

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really fucking massive shit

Constipation.....ongoing....day after day after day.

Visit the drug-store.
purchase some senna.
o/d on senna.
empty your bowels around your feet and down the legs of your jeans.
Drug-store again.
eat shit.
buy epicac
puke.
eat puke

Then soil the shop.....severely.
shabba.

I just did a really fucking massive shit....ooooh dear.

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