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One of the most goddamn cute animals ever and yet no one gives 2 shits about it because its endangered.
Person 1: yo, you here about the red pandas that are dying out.
Person 2: a fucking wut
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When you eat something with red food coloring, and turns your poop a red tint color!
Melissa ate her red burnt peanuts and later yelled from bathroom that her poop looked like the head of a red panda!
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Used to describe something that is better in every way than its counterpart but is not very well known.
red pandas are the prime example
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The sleaziest and most intoxicated of all god's woodland creatures. He will drink himself into a frenzy, attempt to mate with other animals in their sleep, and spends the entire next morning throwing up and dry heaving.
"Upon waking, the first emotion the red panda feels is shame." - Doug Attenborough
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A Red Panda is the name of a sex move in which you have sex with an asian chick on her period. Right as you are about to cum you pull out and hit her in the eyes (giving her the telltale rings around the eyes that pandas have). She must be asian, because like her, pandas are from the orient. All though the proper way to perform this is while the female is on her period it can still occur while she is not ovulating.
I totally gave this chick a Red Panda last night.
I'm gonna Red Panda yo ass.
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A cute fluffy animal who’s extremely playful and somewhat human like.. Also something girls look like when they put their hair behind their ears and look up.
Ayo Shenelle look like a red panda in this photo.
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Guy 1: Why are you icing your crotch?
Guy 2: Cuz I fell and hurt my red panda.
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