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During a pornigraphic straight sex scene, the orgasm shot is played in reverse with sound dubbed over it, so that the male actor looks to be cumming into his own dick while orgasming.
That reverse cum shot was great! He came into his own dick.
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When a girl slaps a guy in the face with his own seamen.
Are you serious? Did you just reverse cum slap me? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM YOU WHORE!
Opposite of cum slap
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When you're so determined to avoid child support that your testicles literally start absorbing the cum out of her fucking vagina through your urethra like a straw
NOOOO!!! I CAN'T AFFORD ANOTHER CHILD! Reverse cumming powers, activate!
When the sheer determination of avoiding child support makes your testicles absorb the cum back out of her fucking vagina through your urethra like a straw
NOOOO!!! THIS IS MY FIFTH CHILD! Reverse cumming powers, ACTIVATE!
A lactating women shoves one of her nipples into your dick hole, then squeezes her milk down into your cock.
It hurt to piss this morning, Martha performed her world famous Reverse Cum Shot (2%) on me last night. Had enough milk in my dick to piss and fill up my bowl of Cheerios the next mornin’.
When you bust a fat load but it was so good you want to experience it again so you take a nintendo 3ds stylus and a urethra sized funnel and you put the man juice into the funnel and stuff it down with the nintendo 3ds stylus all the way up to where nut is stored, the bladder, then u conk your man meat until you cum again. Then repeat until intervention.
Mom: Bickletuck get down here foods ready!
Bickletuck: MOM SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO REVERSE CUM
MOM: Well.. boys will be boys.