You are perceived as a square but you may or may not actually be a square
Heβs giving me rhombus vibes but not square
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A square whom after a rough night of drinking is so drunk that it is unable to stand up straight.
See Rhombus in mathematical dictionarydrunk square
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1: An awkwardly shaped diamond-kite; often used as a way to put confusion upon students in a Geometrical class
2: (to be) A man-hoe, a mishapen boy, a man with an ugly personality, or just plain ugly; also can be defined as one being silly or showing loser like qualities
OHMYGOD. Are you serious?! He's such a rhombus.
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Something unexpected, confusing, out of the ordinary. When a person is expecting one thing and then something else happens.
"Yo, she threw me a f**kin rhombus!"
In this case, said person recognizes that a situation became compromised, and then states loudly that the offender did something out of the ordinary by throwing her an unexpected shape of sorts.
I can't believe she did that to me, she definitely threw me a rhombus!
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The act of 4 guys simultaneously humping someone from 4 sides. Originated when a "wtf eiffel tower" was performed with an extra person. Can also be used in place of "owned" or "raped" in modern sentences.
- Ben's being an asshole, get some of your friends and we'll rhombus him when he's playing WoW.
- I rhombused that game, my score was 50-2.
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(Noun/adjective/adverb) Someone who is dorkie to the point of hilarity and is not hip enough to be a square, but has his shit in line enough to be a parallelogram
Noun:
"That kid is such a rhombus, did you see the muscle spasms he attempted to call dance moves?"
Adjective:
"He is so rhombus that he ate an apple just so he would have a common point of interest to talk about with Snow White, his imaginary wife."
Adverb:
"He throws things so rhombusly that I knew that paper wasn't going in the trash can before it left his hand."
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