riot snack level

RIOT snack level is a scale of which snacks to eat while you watch protests and riot coverage on the internet and/or television. By the level of snacks you can judge how serious the coverage is.
Riot Snack Levels are: Popcorn - normal non- violent protesting

Pop tart - protesting involving calls of violence against people

Chocolate chip cookie - involving comments of race, fascism, sexism, or police in riot gear

Pizza roll - police in riot gear moving in on protesters, arrests being made, humorous moments, tear gas and pepper spray use

Ice cream cone - vandelism and/or brutality, ANTIFA participation, people doing stupid things

Loaded nachos - total kaos, no one group is in control, blood in view of camera

Hot wings - total anarchy, buildings on fire, cars burning

"Did you see the coverage of the riots last night?"
" No I did not. How bad was it?"
"Dude it was riot Snack level ice cream cone!"

"I just got here, what riot Snack level are we at?"
" We just moved into loaded nachos!"