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The store that's always empty and has jacked up prices
It'll be like Rite Aid on a Thursday morning.
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A place where all the cool kids from St. John's pharmacy school work. Responsibilities of a pharmacy intern include calling doctors, helping old people select the right stool softener, checking ID's for Plan B, and reconstituting amoxicillin powders.
Governed by the clever catch phrase "Win them over; Bring them back!"
John: wanna play ball tonight?
Jack: nah man, i gotta work at Rite Aid tonight
John: sweet, can u pick me up some Colace while you're there?
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The elaborate pranking process in which one buys a novelty item from Rite-Aid in the dead of night, pairs it with suggestive song lyrics, and anonymously leaves it on someone's doorstep to be discovered the next morning. This is an undertaking to be done to one's friend, the enjoyment of which comes from the mental image of that person dumbfounded by the ridiculous gift.
Me: I left a "World's Best Mom" coffee mug on his doorstep and put the lyrics to "Afternoon Delight" inside!
Friend: Whoa Dude, nice job Rite-aiding!
A popular store that supplies in your daily need of AIDS and anything AID worthy including:
-Your grandpas dentures
-a gallon of african kid blood
-a used tooth brush
-a crack needle with a significant amount of blood
-a camel nut
-a dead goldfish
-A gallon of bleach
And a tumor from a cancer patient
Man: Dude i have AIDS
Man 2:Well lets go get you some stuff from Rite-AIDS
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Along time ago in 2016 Zach robbed a local Rite Aid and stole a track phone. Recently he has been seen with his accomplices Squeaky and Hendry.
Rite Aid Robber must of stole your track phone
their the cheap five dollar shoes that make your feet stink, not comfortable until you wear it until the inside of it turns black, and gives you bad tanlines. their the shit. it's the shoes that both scene kids can two step in, and bag ladies both afford.
comes in different designs and colors
foreign kid: "WHERE'D YOU GET YOUR SHOES?"
scenekid: "RITEAID BIZZNATCH"
foreign kid:"OOH DONT THEY SELL ICECREAM THERE?"
*scene kid stomps away in cheap five dollar shoes that's made out of paper on the bottom*.
kid one: "yeah rite aid shoes rool, they made mah feet stanky, and they have holez on them. lolzolz."
second kid: "ooh my grandma has those, and so does the bum down the street. TEEHEE"
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Way rad shoes that have elastic across the front and cardboard on the bottom. Super cheap, super cute and everyone can wear them! What more could you ask for? Besides, you can get some yummy ice cream at the same time!
scene kid: "Grandma, where'd you get those awesome shoes?"
grandma: "Rite-aid"
scene kid:"Right on! I'm gonna get me some of those Rite-aid shoes! Do you want some ice cream?"
grandma:"Yes please, Dear."
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