RML

Someone who is really sweaty and tries to hard while playing rocket league.

Oh god look at Jerry he is such an RML

RML

A rocket mountain lion (RML) The most badass creature on planet earth. Fueled by the people, mountain goats, pasta and tea which it digests, it creates a flame out of it's feet, and is the fastest thing known to man. It is responsible for almost every catastrophe on earth, including spontaneous combustion. It roars in a very distinct sound, and every time it does, it travels, and the people closest to it contract horrible diseases. Responsible for AIDS, herpes, cancer, tourettes, and obesity. The sound it makes is very hard to spell, and if you heard it it's already to late. it goes something like ARCHKKKHAWGHKKK

-As Jim walked down the street, he heard the dreaded sound of an RML, Bob, who was beside him disappeared (eaten as fuel) and he himself became morbidly obese and contracted AIDS.

-George "did you hear that RML"
Bill "...."
Bill is dead.
George " FUCK I HAVE TOURRETES" -twitch twitch-

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RML

"RML" Stands for "Ruin My Life"

Oh my god, RML! or Oh my god totally RML!

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RML

Short for "Rape my life."

Usage is applicable when your life is beyond fucked. Your life is raped, your life is being forcefully fucked completely against your will.

Hilary: Hey Bill, I need to talk to you about that intern, Monica...

Bill: RML.

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Rml

Rip (rest in peace) my life. This is an acronym often “mistaken” with read my lips. Some people will take it as read my lips, and completely change the meaning of it. This might make the convo change.

Lindsey: omg Ted just broke up with me rml😭😭
Riley: no one cares about your life Lindsey
Lindsey:Rml
Riley: you never had a life Lindsey

rml

ring my line

hey rml rq