ROFF

Internet lingo derived and from ROFL (Rolling on the Floor Laughing)

ROFF = Rolling On the Floor Farting, farting because the situation is so funny you can no longer control your bodily functions. ROFFing surpasses ROFLing.

OMG ROFF, thats soo funny I'm gonna have a sh*t attack!

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ROFF

Rolling On the Floor Failing

Bob; "What did I miss at the party last night?"

Joe; "Not much, just me getting drunk and ROFF."

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ROFF

Roll on Floor Fapping:

blizstain250f: imagine if you were rolling around on the floor while fapping, ROFF!!!
blizstain250f: insane
the_next_fool_martyr: ouch
blizstain250f: I might try it
the_next_fool_martyr: you might break something
blizstain250f: my taint
the_next_fool_martyr: practice with cock push ups
aur3l1u5: fap fap fap fap fap fap..... AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BROKE MY COCK, OH GOD, I BROKE MY FUCKING COCK!!!!!! CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!!
the_next_fool_martyr: BABABAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the_next_fool_martyr: fap fap fap fap roll roll fap fap roll SNAP!
aur3l1u5: BABBBAHAHAHAAWWAWAWAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

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Roffe

Roffe's Syndrome

Very similar to Tourette's Syndrome but where the shouting and swearing is directed at an individual or object.

More prevalent among the Celtic nations, especially the Welsh.

Common treatments include Brown Ale and Jack Daniels CAUTION - if too much treatment is taken then this may cause the syndrome to worsen.

A Roffe is also a unit of measure, 1 Roffe is equiivelent to about 100 decibels

A sufferer launches a sustained verbal attack using choice language on a person who has not done something to his satisfaction.

To go completely Roffe - a completely mental over reaction to a situation.

"He lost his Roffe" - lost his temper

Its only 0.1 Roffe - about 10 decibels
Its over 1.5 Roffe - better wear ear defenders

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roff

A typo for ROFL, that is pretty funny when you say it, it gets stuck and you end up saying it all the time. Normally signifies that it is less funny that rofl, as heh is for stuff less funny than haha

<Rogultgot> Ich habe einen....pie
<Bacon> roff
<Bacon> ...I mean rofl
<Bacon> wait, no, roff is good

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roff

roff = rolling on floor fucking

"whats up?" "roffing ur mom"

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ROFF!

Rolling on fucking floor

Chick:Omfg Corn is yellow
Dude:ROFF!

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