roger me

The want for a gay sexual act to be performed on ones self. This can often be heard from a long distance, as you walk away from some wanker you just passed ten seconds ago. To be rogered would be an act of great displeasure for many, but for thoose o'so gay pufters, the direct opposite. Also used for an abrupt end to a conversation.

Hey you over there, ROGER ME!!!!!

Person 1: Get Stuffed!!
Person 2: Why don't you just fucking roger me!!!!

Well, i'm glad he didn't roger me.

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Roger me rigid round a barn pole!

An expression to convey surprise or even delight utilising the alliteration of letter ‘r’.

The surprise of having been anally violated in some violent manner in a farm yard or back country setting.

The preposition can vary but the sentiment remains the same. For example, ‘Roger me rigid with a barn pole!’ ‘.....up a barn pole!’ etc...

Roger me rigid round a barn pole! Our Sheila’s having twins.

Roger Me Guffin

An expression used to describe how one feels when something increadibly shit has happened to them

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! ROGER ME GUFFIN!
WHY DO I FUCKING BOTHER!?