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Roo is the kindest little soul you will ever meet. She wears her heart on her sleeve and would do anything for those close to her, but she is hard to get close to. She is illusive and brilliant, hard as stone but as soft as feather down. She is a distant and evasive little bird, but should she bring you into her fold she will keep you under her gentle wing next to her heart forever. Roo is first to leave the party but last to leave your heart.
If you find a Roo keep her.
There's no other woman like a Roo.
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The stanky smell of an Australian
“Hey mate, I just got off a long haul flight and I need a shower.”
“Yeah, I can smell your Roo from here”
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A roo, shortened for kangaroo. Mostly used by Australians, or people who live in Australia.
Example 1:
American: I love kangaroos!
Australian: Yeah, they're pretty cool. They live in my backyard!
American: Seriously?
Australian: Sometimes I feed the roos meat, mate.
Example 2:
Australian: So I was driving the other day and I accidentally hit a roo.
American: A what?
Australian: A kangaroo you fool!
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A Roo is a kind person who will make you smile and laugh their also really adorable and will always be seen being really happy and upbeat but they can be upset easily so be careful what you do
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When the head of ones penis pops through the worn out hole in the front of ones underwear, looks like a baby kangaroo.
My Roo popped out and so girlfriend grabbed it and put some "Roo in her 'do!"
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Simply means to rub one out.
Man I cant fall asleep Mckizzle what should I do?
Dude go Roo it does the trick 70 percent of the time, everytime!
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