RULE #2

Dont talk about fight club

Rule #1 Do not talk about fight club
Rule #2 Do not talk about fight club

RULE #2

Your Bassist is a useless cunt.

You: Man, our bassist won't come to practice!
Me: RULE #2.

RULE #2

Rule #2 in a marching band:
Don't suck.

If you break rule #2, you'd better be quitting band.

RULE #2

Discovered in the eternal search for wisdom by the relentless Joshiro007, it the one thing you must always remember when involved in a serious relationship...RULE#2:

If performance is the KEY,
Then timing is EVERYTHING.

Rule 2

Do NOT, talk about /b/.

Some person- What's /b/?
*BOOM HEADSHOT*
Other guy- Rules 1 and Rule 2 bitch.

Rule 2

Do NOT talk about Rule 1

Person 1: Hey do you remember rule 1?
Person2: Woah bro... rule 2...
Person 1: Sorry I forgot

rule 2

If a rule restricts something that has no conceivable point, it will be broken.

Kid: -stuffing tissues into mouth-
Teacher: That's not allowed
Kid: Sorry, rule 2, lady.