Russel

Russel is a guy who has a tought exterior but when you get to know him, heck, have him in your life, you'll learn that he too can feel. He's the funniest, sweetest, smartest, most skillful person you'll know. He's into cars and vapes, and guy stuff. He is a very hard working man and he should be very proud of himself. As i am proud of him. Will you marry me?

I love you, russel

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Russel

youre a fucking player. you have 30 exes and you flirt with anything that walks. you gorgeous and you know it, your financial capability is okay. you still suck tho.

hey, have u heard about that new kid Russel?
yeah, 6 girls asked him out on his birthday.

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Russel

A man who leaves his partner and child to pursue his love of fish...

Russel and Fishface sitting in a tree...

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Russel

A pubic wig.

Named after Russel Crowe's Pubic-like beard.

Also look up Murkin

Dude want to buy a russel?

Nah i can grow my own

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Russel

That one guy who has the body mass of an ant, and prides himself for the size of both his forehead and chin

We need to leave now, russel is here

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Russel

What you call someone with no arms and legs, resting in a pile of leaves.

-What do you call a mate with no arms and legs when hes in a pile of leaves?
-Russel

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Russel

A person with no arms or legs that gets thrown into a pile of leaves

HaHa! Another loser Russel got thrown into the leaves!

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