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An arrogant man who cheats on his wife. Also has no regard for his partner or her friends.
"Slavic men suck," said Cassie. "I just went out with this Russian man and he totally disrespected all of my friends. Am I in an episode of Sex in the City?"
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When a man runs up to you, yells "I'm Putin it in!" Gives you a bear hug... But he's got a boner so big and strong it rips through both his and your clothes, and penetrates both your vagina and anus so violently that it creates one big uni-hole but you'll be okay because all Russians cum vodka so it's sterile.
"Girl, that last client jus Russian man hugged me!"
"Well, looks like you're in the fisting business now!"
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When a man hugs woman, where he eventually squeezes, which causes him to DP the girl he is hugging from the front.
ugh... the douche in the corner just gave me a russian man hug!
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Suiside. There is a 100% chance that the first person killed will be the only person playing.
"I am very unhappy, perhaps I'll play a game of one man Russian roulette.
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