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Red: OMG, a raccoon.
Raccoon: Konichiwa.
Red: NATURE'S NINJA!
212👍 50👎
A cute badass animal that is naturally bulletproof owning a pet raccoon makes you all powerful and all the girls will be on your dick they kill your enemies no questions asked and make a quick silent job of it the only way to kill a raccoon is to bless an ancient sword and stab it in the heart
28👍 7👎
A girl who puts on way too much eye makeup and therefore looks like a racoon. Also she exists only to make worse the lives of all around her by being extremely annoying and sucking at life. Also has the word coon in it, i dont know why tho.
Randee : "Hey guys pay attentions to me! I look like a raccoon!"
Delux : "BAD RACCOON! Stop picking in our trash can!"
357👍 174👎
A person that wears black eyeliner frequently
Person 1- Omfg shes a raccoon
Person 2- STFU
245👍 123👎
a girl who wears so much eye make up that she looks like a raccoon
48👍 28👎
The crackheads of the Animal Kingdom
"Damn raccoons got into the trash again!
12👍 6👎
Nefarious little creatures with your worst interests at heart.
*While camping*
Guy 1: Those raccoons shredded our aluminum foil! There wasn't even any food on it! Why would they do that?
Guy 2: Because they are nefarious little creatures with your worst interests at heart.
17👍 9👎