When your dong gets so out of hand it lights on fire therefore you scream "I have a RAGING INFERNO BONER!" and then slap a hooker across the face with it.
Guy 1: Dude I think I got...
Guy 2: Aids?
Guy 1: No, worse.
Guy 2: Wha-
Guy 1: RAGING INFERNO BONER!!!!!!!
Hooker: *Fuck*
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