Raising Cane's

A badass chicken finger restaurant that is all over Louisiana, Missisippi, and Texas and now in Ohio!!

I have been waiting for Raising Cane's to open in Columbus for a yar now and I'm so excited that I'm going to eat there every day now!

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Raising Cane's

Where Christians eat on Sunday's because Chick-Fil-A is closed.

Christian 1: Dude, let's go get some chicken after church!
Christian 2: We can't. Remember, it's Sunday; Chick-Fil-A is closed.
Christian 1: No, it's all good! We can go to Raising Cane's.
Christian 2: Oh yeah! Praise Jesus!

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Raising Cane's

The best chicken place ever. If your in the hankerin for some chicken tenders, fries, coleslaw and toast then you gotta eat here. Gotta try the sauce. One love.

Me:I'm hungry for chciken.
Friend: Let's go to (insert chicken place)
Me: They all taste like camel and donkey ass.
Friend: well???
Me: Lets get some Cane's
Friend: Oh yeah

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raising cane

Refers to either:
(1) Cultivating tropical sucrose-producing grass.
(2) What da courts in many parts of da world have outlawed when it comes to disciplining children --- it's "time-outs only" nowadays, Folks.

Some people argue dat laws which prohibit "raising CANE" often cause youngsters to be ABLE to misbehave as much as they want. I disagree; most kids start out being inherently good; it's us adults who are da major influence on them to be bad with our OWN improper behavior and impatient disregard for said small-fry's needs and concerns. If we gave our children the care and attention they need, they would actually **want** to be good all the time.

Raising Cane's Fans

Fans of the incredibly popular American Chicken Finger fast food restaurant Raising Cane's. The most annoying restaurant fanbase to roam the Earth. Anytime someone says Raising Cane's is mediocre, or doesn't place the restaurant at S tier in a fast food tier list, they go out of their way to insult the "Raising Cane's Hater". Anytime proper criticism is brought up against Raising Cane's they completely deny it and declare every other fried chicken fast food restaurant ass.

Valid Critic: "Raising Cane's isn't my favorite, I actually prefer Popeyes."

Raising Cane's Fans : "What the fuck is wrong with you dude, are you retarded? Raising Cane's is the greatest chicken restaurant on the planet. Popeyes is so dry and nasty. Like dude, have you even tried the Texas Toast, it's so delicious, there is something really wrong with you."