Raleigh Navy

A tongue and cheek comment used to pick fun of your yuppie friends. A member of the Raleigh navy tends to have the best of everything but has no idea how to use what they have. They have the finest imported rifles but can’t hit the broad side of a barn. They drive a Range Rover but have never had mud on it. They have 4wd but it’s never been engaged. They have the finest boats but can’t back straight down a boat ramp. They have no idea how to fish but only catch fish when they charter a boat and someone hooks the fish for them. Their typical attire is top to bottom PFG fishing attire, Costa sunglasses, and boat shoes. Hunting they only wear Beretta or Kuiu Camo. When out on the town they always wear a fish belt with a blazer or a sweater tied around their neck like the alpha beta frat boys from Revenge of the Nerds. There are literally thousands of members of the Raleigh navy in every southern coastal town.

Aaron showed up in his spotless Range Rover with a rifle made by Holland & Holland to go hunting. He was very sad that we didn’t offer a concierge and wine and cheese at check in. He was clearly a member of the Raleigh Navy.