Ramen Sock

1. noun. A sock filled with ramen noodles used for masturbating, a makeshift pocket pussy.

2. verb. The act of performing said masturbation technique.

1. Ethan: hey Matt, did you SEE what Jenny was wearing today?
Matt: yeah man, I’m gonna make a ramen sock when I get home!

Ethan: hell yeah save me some leftovers

2. Holy shit, there’s a new midget film on Pornhub! Time to Ramen Sock

Ramen Sock

1. Noun. A sock filled with ramen used to jack off.
2. Verb. To masturbate, specifically wherein one fills a sock with warm cooked ramen noodles and uses it as a fleshlight, but can be used in place of any other term for masturbating.

Zach: hey Liam, have you seen this new Piper Perri film? God it’s so hot.
Liam: yeah I ramen socked to it last night.

Dad: please disconnect from the Bluetooth, we need to talk.
Me: can’t, I’m ramen socking right now.

Jackie: Ethan you’re so sweet, I wish I could find a guy like you.
Ethan: fuck you Jackie blue-balls, get out of my house so I can ramen sock.

Ramen Sock

An old gym sock filled with shrimp ramen.

I gave my step-dad a Ramen Sock for Chtistmas.