Random Urban

aka Random Dicking. Bored? Without looking at the keyboard, or thinking about it, type a word. Now, this may or may not be an existing Urban Dictionary def. Probably not. Just pick the UD def closest to your mumbo jumbo -- or the closest INTERESTING one. It will open up a new world to you, and you will learn many wonderous things!

"Hey, you wanna watch the game tonight?"

"No, I'm meeting my blind date tomorrow. She's a college girl. I don't want to seem stupid or uncool, so I'm going to do a bunch of Random Urban tonight to brush up on my hip lingo."

"RRRIIIIGHT."

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im searching random thing on urban dictionary cuz im bored

fair enough. Keep going

"oh I wonder what would happen if i search for exactly what i'm doing. hmmm, like 'im searching random thing on urban dictionary cuz im bored', oh wait there is actually a definition.

why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life?

something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.

*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless