ranger challenge

The ultimate in extreme sports, it requires you to wake up at 4 AM every single day and engage in grueling tactics and combatives training, and run a solid 5 to 10 miles a day while carrying about 80 pounds of gear on your person. Far manlier and more exhausting than any other "extreme sport" (i.e., a bunch of douche bags chasing after a ball all afternoon and feeling hardcore afterwards).

Bill: Yo, why are you so tired?
Ryan: Aw man, I've been training with the Ranger Challenge team. Working out like nobody's business and running on no sleep at all.
Bill: Yeah man, I was playing soccer for like ten whole minutes yesterday. I'm tired too, so I totally know how you feel.
Ryan: No you don't.

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Ranger Challenged

The urge to inappropriately convey to others that you're an Army ROTC Cadet through discrete or indiscreet body language, verbal syntax, physical actions, or dress wear.

Girl 1: "Why does does your boyfriend always say 'roger, hooah!' when you tell him his flipped G-Shock isn't cool?"
Girl 2: "Oh that's because he's Ranger Challenged."