Ranoelo

"A fat man that loves Jollibee, Spaghetti, and eats approximately 900 buckets of chicken. And could eat an entire buffet into bankruptcy. Widely regarded as the "pinnacle of men", women love him, men want to be him, doctors hate him."

You: Bro, you're turning into a Ranoelo
Me: Really? Turning into a Ranoelo wouldn't be so bad