Rasta Shithound

Jamaican wolf hound known for its love of cat shit and nine lives. Short in stature, rasta shithounds ususally only grow to be fifteen inches tall. Depending on variety of nu-nu foods, (see TELETUBBIES) shithounds can weigh in range from small to wide as all outside. They are also known widely for their love of cheesy poufs. Most are blonde in color and have long hair which, once properly grown, easily turns itself into dreadlocks. Found in most developed countrys, rasta shit hounds were reported to have first been bread in Tenneesee.

Once i was grown and out of the house, i was able to get the pet i wanted most: a Rasta Shithound!

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