rat press

When you grab the tip of your penis and pull it straight up, and then press it along with your hairy nuts against a window for all the world to see.

Look everyone! Did Brooks just"Rat press"again. He's only had one Fernet!?

pressed rat

When one presses his genitalia against a pane of glass as a vulgar display.

He gave a pressed rat to the jerk who cut him off.

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Pressed Rat and Warthog

When a male moons someone and performs the following actions
1.) Tucking their genitalia between their legs and thus towards the buttcrack (Also known as a Fruitbasket)
2.) Pressing the whole shabang (while bent over) against a pane of glass thus achieving a "Pressed Rat and Warthog"

I.E. Exactly the same as a Fruit Basket but pressed against a pane of glass

Yeah, at first I was just going to moon Larry but I decided to give 'im the old Pressed Rat and Warthog on his driver side window.

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