Raymond Clark

Raymond Clark is really funny. He is much funnier than his friends. He really hates Kangaroos, but loves cats. A Raymond Clark typically abides in cooler climates and hates the heat due to his heavy stature.

Raymond Clark is so much funnier than Drew.

or

I fell in love with Raymond Clark the moment I laid eyes on him. He is so funny, but don't mention Kangaroos around him. Seriously, do NOT mention Kangaroos.