For real banana peel

An expression used in a situation to infer that one is as serious as a heart attack, but in a banana peely way.

Saira: wow! For real? Did you really tongue kiss Matt Damon?!

Joey: For real banana peel!!!

Real Peel

A hardworking individual.
Put in their time to gain respect and confidence of their peers.

That guy is the Real Peel!