Reaper death seal jutsu

When your gf gets mad at you during the seggsy time and decides to chop off your cock, cook it and consume it, stripping you of the power to ever use your seggsy time jutsu again.

Friend 1: "yo, why were you in the hospital for the past few days?"
Friend 2: "oh ye, funny story, my Neanderthal of a gf pulled a 3rd Hokage on me and preformed the Reaper death seal jutsu on my cock, so now I won't be able to use any seggsy time jutsu unless I choose to posses the body of somebody else!"
Friend 1: "WHAT IN THE LIVING MOTHERLY FU-"