Recess Rabbi

A boyish-man that partakes in daily observations of the elementary playground. Usually searching for a promising young lass, around the ripe age of 12. Commonly possesses numerous traits as that of a Jewish Rabbi or Catholic Priest, but does not engage in things of the sexual fancy. The recess rabbi usually waits for his prize to mature a few years, then attacks with a fury of jibberish and a hatchet.

Jared- Steve Irwin aint got shit on me, im one fineee ass recess rabbi.

Shelby- Recess rabbi? Could you please elaborate your remarkable forthcomings?

Jared- Well it all started out with the creation of a wonderful thing called a T.J.....

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