1. When something is so incredibly profound you feel quite certain it should hold a record for it's profundity.
2. When you're the President of the United States and you are fabricating factoids regarding the great lakes.
Dude 1: You ever wonder if we are all just like... Here?
Dude 2: Duuudee.... Record deepness....
Donald Trump: "They are big. Very deep. Record deepness, right?"
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